The Durian Story..

look at those munchkins..
i quote
"Durians are heavenly la - Mariel Nonis, 6th July 2009"

lol

God is great..
He knows exactly wadz on ur heart,
smths, you dun even have to say it out loud..
He hears it loud and clear..

presenting to you,
a recount..
of the Good Lord's greatness!

as y'all durian loving malaysians out there know..
durian season started waaay back in april..
dun knw why rite,
the economy went bad this yr,
the number of durians we got oso went south..
infact, till may this year..
we received no durians..
NONE..NADA..ELEK
not even a whiff..

i was complaining to my mum..
cz like,
every year ppl shower us with bak chang, moon cake,
durians, rambutans, mangoes and bak gua..
this year?
accept for a few packets of Chinese New Year bak gua
no other goodies..

i rmb whining to my mum..
me : ma, why this year no one giving us durians one? craving la!
mum : if they give also, i'll give them away..so fat adi, still want to eat!
when i went to FWP,
isaac brought durians,
but there were so many of us..
i dint dare eat too many..

lol

somebody gave us sum juicy lychee..
really really juicy lychee..
but lychee mana setanding the king of fruits rite..
so my heart still craving lo..
then came the rambutans..
but still not enuff..

just when my craving was at itz peak..
i came home from sch one day..
walked in the door and sniffed smth diff..
smth was new, fresh..
my eyes widened..


i rushed to the fridge,
bag still on my shoulders
tie still around my neck
socks still on my feet

opened the door..
there was the smell..
the smell i had been waiting for for months..

"DUUUUUURIIIANS!!" i screamed..


i opened the tupperware and tossed the cover away..
and
TORE INTO THOSE DELICIOUS LITTLE PIECES OF HEAVEN!!

i ate 8 pieces of heaven droppings (lol!) under 5 mins..
and den reality sunk in..
owh crap..
datz it la..
no more adi..
i finished one whole durian in 5 mins..
2 durians infact..

started to get emo..
took a bath and went to bed..

1 hour later woke up with a terrible stomachache..
went to the toilet to ..ehem..
came out lagi emo..
waited soo long to eat those yummies..
now they were sumwhere down the drainpipe
waiting for Indah Water..

i went to the kitchen for a drink..
LO AND BEHOLD!!
there were 2 more durians,
unopened on the floor..


my heart leaped for joy..
and i did a victory dance..

later dat nite,
i thanked my mum..
she said..
mum : you see la..who said i dun pamper you all!
THANKS MA!! XD

but thatz not all..
those 2 durians dint last long..

a week later came home..
smelled the familiar whiff..
DURIANS!!
same routine..
straight to the fridge
habiskan semua
victory dance..

haha..
my mum said
mum : im not buying anymore! durians can make u put on weight..
a bit crestfallen la..

2 weeks later..

i walked into the staff room at school..
went to see mdm foo..
smelled durians..

me : teacher, who brought the durians arh?
teacher : why, you like durians?
me : love them..got extra arh? i want!
(perfect example of greedy and muka tembok student)
teacher : tomoro i bring..

HALLELUJAH
PRAISE THE LORD..

face it,
if God decides ure gonna have them durians..
ure GONNA have them durians..
no matter where they come from..
dun care if you buy them..
your mum buys them..
u inherit an orchard..
or u win them in a mahjung game..
URE GONNA GET THOSE DURIANS!

so..
she brought the durians..
she told me take 2..
i took 2...
...
....
plus 2..
lol..haha..
sorry teacher..
cudnt resist..

took them home..
father buka..
MAKAN!!

tasted wonderful..
spent a good half an hour in the loo..
went back asked for more..
she told me the supplier in johor..
got emo again..

and den..
today..
mum went to clean the old folks home..
one of the church members gave us durians..

HALLELUJAH!!!

and folks..
datz the durian story for u!!
cant blog anymore..
nature calls..again..


HAHAHAHA..

signing off,