good riddance..astalavista!!

for the past few weeks
our lives (me, mumsie n pops)
have been haunted by
a new resident at our home..
this new resident
has been bugging us
and had been quite a bother..

this resident was a very busy resident,
and it liked to buzz itz every comment at us
esp when we walked passed it..
itz presence stung like a sharp needle
piercing our skin
and intoxicating our blood..

guessed it yet?
this new resident,
was a hive of wasps..
stupid, silly, crazy,
irritating, annoying, aggravating,
disturbing, spiteful
hive of WASPS..

actually,
we dint take much notice of the new hive..
it was a small one..
well, at least it was small when i inspected it last week..
however,
this week,it had grown triple itz size,
and itz occupants..

my mum had suggested we burn the nest..
but, we dint bother that much..
until..

this morning ..

mum: *gardening happily*
wasps: bzzzzzz
mum: *doesn't notice*
wasps: BZZZZ *sting*
mum: OUCH!!OUCH!!OUCH!!OUCH!!
*runs into the house for anti-histamine*

datz rite folks..
my mum got stung 4 times..

dat was it..
she went out just now,
bought some kerosene..
doused a rag,
hitched it on a stick
and got my dad to burn the nest..

here's how u do it:

Step 1 : take your camera,and snap a few photos
of the hive for blogging purposes. Hold off all
attacks on the hive until u get the right angle
and take a good pic.(in my case, 2 tries were enuff.)




Step 2 : Run for cover while your parents are
outside, setting the rag on fire. When the 1st
arson is committed, step outside again
to take another pic..




Step 3 : Poke the nest with a stick
and douse it with more kerosene.
Stand by with camera in ready mode for the
next arson..




and then..

LIGHT HER UP JOHNIE..



WOAH!!Look at 'er blaze..



ME LIKEY ME LIKEY..XD
Looks like we're having
blazin' wasp nest for dinner eh..
wad say yerr, laddie?

Step 4 : Upload all the photos in ur pc,
and blog about it while your dad watches from behind..=)

and that folks,
is how u burn a wasps' nest..

tada..

signing off,
MarcusDS